Wednesday, June 09, 2004
A little humor
TELLING IT LIKE IT IS:
Two boys in Houston were playing basketball when one of them was
attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
board off a near-by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and
twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Houston Chronicle witnessed the incident
and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering
data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young
Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Rockets fan, the little hero interjected."
"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Houston, TX, I
just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "George W. Bush Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a Bush fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either
for the Rockets or Bush or Delay. What team or person do you like?"
"I'm a Denver Nuggets fan and I really like John F. Kerry",
the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant,
Little Liberal Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."......So True of
the "Liberal Media"