Saturday, June 19, 2004
Tom Burka for Press Secretary of Kerry Administration
Tom Burka is by far the funniest blogger that I have ever read.
<$Burka is a great daily read$>
Here is an example of one Tom's pieces from this week.
So put Tom in your favorites and enjoy a laugh
Cheney Unable To Order Breakfast Without Mentioning Imaginary Al Qaeda-Iraq Link
Orders Eggs And "Intrinsically-Linked" Sausages
Despite the report of the 9/11 Commission that a thorough review of all relevant evidence showed that there was never any link between Iraq and Al Qaeda, Vice President Cheney is unable to go as long as three minutes without asserting the existence of such a connection.
"I'll have the waffles," he told a waitress earlier today, "with a side of bacon and Hussein was in bed with bin Laden all the way."
Cheney has mentioned the nonexistent link as many as 300 times so far today, alleging it during discussions of domestic oil production, Halliburton contracts, energy policy, and Diebold voting machines.
"We don't need a paper trail," said Cheney. "We don't have a paper trail that leads directly from Saddam to a certain now-desecrated spot in lower Manhattan, but we still know what Saddam did there."
At home, the Vice President has re-labelled the salt and pepper shakers on his dining room table "Iraq" and "Al Qaeda," and was recently heard to claim in a phone call to Anita Bryant, "They are like orange juice and sunshine."
In other news, Republicans cried foul when Time Magazine revealed that the "undisclosed location" to which Dick Cheney has periodically retreated is an underground bunker hidden in a popular theme park.
The Vice President is often in Fantasyland.