Friday, August 20, 2004
 
Dishbreaker Leaves Voicemail
Verbatim:
Dishbreaker:
"Hey Jesse, this is ***** , hope all is well with you. Do you have any plans for this weekend? I was hoping that maybe we could get together. We were like good and all. Well you can call me anytime. Hey if its not too much to ask, can I like buy you a drink or something? "

Now, lets dissect her message line by line.
D: = Dishbreaker
JA:= Jess's analysis

D: Hey Jesse, this is ******
JA: No shit, that is why I did not answer it when I saw your number on caller ID.

D: Hope all is well with you
JA: You have not seen my obituary, so its all right.

D: Do you have any plans for the weekend?
JA: Yes, but none of them involve my new set of dishes.

D: I was hoping that maybe we could get together.
JA: Well as the father in "Grumpy Old Men" said "You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first. "

D: We were like good and all.
JA: Yes you sure know how to leave a lasting impression. It has been said that I like drama but damn this girl should be on Broadway.

D: Well, you can call me anytime
JA: No, as you are well aware I took your number out of my phone.

D: Hey, if it's not too much to ask, can I like buy you a drink or something?
JA: You are the one that said I had a drinking problem, now you want to buy me a drink. Oy, I give up!

This time when she called I programmed her number into my phone with the name Don't answer. It could save me a lot of trouble, from drunk answering.


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