Thursday, October 07, 2004
Sports quote of the day
From the brushback... yes it is satire.
Cubs Shift Focus To World Series Of Poker
CHICAGO--Members of the Chicago Cubs yesterday switched their focus from the World Series of baseball to the World Series of poker. Moises Alou, Michael Barret, Todd Walker, and Corey Patterson are headed to Binion’s Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas to play in the tournament in hopes of brining the championship back to
Chicago. “The Cubs are going to win the World Series this year,” said Walker. “That’s right. The World Series of Poker. We’ve all been honing our Texas Hold ‘Em Skills and we’re gonna give the people of Chicago something to cheer about. We’re gonna break this damn curse forever! I just can’t wait for that big victory parade down Waveland avenue.”