Thursday, October 07, 2004
U.S. Senate fight club
Go read this.... I am laughing so hard it hurts
"The first rule of U.S. Senate Fight Club is - you do not talk about U.S. Senate Fight Club. Provision number 1a., code 6F of U.S. Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about U.S. Senate Fight Club. Amendment one to rule 1a. code 6f of U.S. Senate Fight Club, someone yells "WMD’s!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The 19th amendment: only two guys or two girls, or two girls and Ted Kennedy to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time Senators. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes, ok Lieberman you prude, shirt and shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to, it’s not like we have anywhere to be. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at U.S. Senate Fight Club, you have to fight."