Sunday, December 12, 2004
Man: I guess J-Lo is going to get another divorce.
Woman: Why do you say that?
Man: She is better than a whore though, at least she marries them.
Woman: My dad used to say that about Elizabeth Taylor.
Man: Sounds like your dad has more sense then I gave him credit for.
Woman: Hey, I love my dad.
Man: I love J-Lo's ghetto booty (Starts doing a dance, shaking his ass)
Clerk: Are you ready to pay or are you going to dance all night?
Woman: He can be a real moron.
Man: Thanks for your vote of confidence honey.
Woman: Just pay.
Man: Yes, HONEY.