Monday, December 20, 2004
Only known copy in existence of transcript of Dubya's Christmas card to Dick Cheney. My whitehouse sources came through, I knew mailing Gin and Juice or Jenna and not Jenna that care package full of Jim Beam would pay off.
Marry Christmas. I want to thank you for your help during the relection. I couldn't have done it without you. What a great year, we get to stay in the Whitehouse, yee haw. Hey Dickey, can we put some cattle in at the whitehouse? I notice some of those bloggers are calling me an oilstore cowboy, I figgered that if I had some cows it would shut those liberals up. They probly were supporters of Howard Deen.
We are the true, true believers. Can I get a woop woop? I finally got around to reading Lynne's book, I like hot lesbian action. I hid it uder the tiles in my office so that Laura would not find it, she might be paying a few more visits to Lynne if you know what I mean. I did not want to give her iny ideas. I like lesbians, Mary and her friend are cool, but it's the boy on boy action that scares me.
Ken Mehlman, excepted of course.
Dubya (A true believer, not sure what I am believing in but I believe anyway, just like you and daddy told me to do.)