Monday, January 03, 2005
 
Conversation with Healthy Choice Dinner
Me: Mmm macaroni and cheese and chicken strips.
HCD: Dude you ate enchiladas tonight at C.'s house.
Me: Yeah but....
HCD: Daria your yoga instructor is going to have a hayday tomorrow with you when you can't touch your toes.
Me: Let's see how you like the microwave.
HCD: Don't poke holes read the fucking instructions.
Me: Get ready to be consumed.
HCD: Fuck you, you bastard.
Me: (Pushing start button) Enjoy the desert bitch.
HCD: Help.



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