Friday, January 28, 2005
Conversation With a Kiwi
Bad Penny: Good morning, friend Kiwi!
Bad Penny: So how are you today?
Bad Penny: Not so chatty? What's wrong?
Bad Penny: Come on! Jess talks to a pear for christs sake. A freaking pear! Say something.
Bad Penny: Have I done something to offend you? What's wrong. You can tell me, I'm easy to get along with. I'm a good listener. People LIKE me. Come on. Give it up for momma.
Number Three Child: (looking slightly concerned) Can I eat that kiwi?
Bad Penny: Absolutely.
This has been a realization that fruit does not talk, at least not to me ~ I'm Bad Penny