Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Conversations with an Online Dating Dude
Dude: Do you have cute feet?

Bad Penny: Isn't that subjective?

Dude: I like feet.

Bad Penny: I have feet.

Dude: But are they nice??

Bad Penny: How should I know? Maybe I think they're nice and you'd think they were gross...

Dude: Will you cuff me to the bed and rub them on my face?

Bad Penny: You can not really think I'd meet you and rub my feet on your face.

Dude: Consider it.

This has been an online dating update ~ I'm Bad Penny

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