Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Conversations with an Online Dating Dude
Dude: Do you have cute feet?
Bad Penny: Isn't that subjective?
Dude: I like feet.
Bad Penny: I have feet.
Dude: But are they nice??
Bad Penny: How should I know? Maybe I think they're nice and you'd think they were gross...
Dude: Will you cuff me to the bed and rub them on my face?
Bad Penny: You can not really think I'd meet you and rub my feet on your face.
Dude: Consider it.
This has been an online dating update ~ I'm Bad Penny