Saturday, January 29, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 11
Pear: Dude, you seem I dunno.... Different.
Pear: What's the story morning glory?
Me: No story.
Pear: Come on man. You can talk to me.
Me: Nothing. I am cool.
Pear: So.... Why do you seem sad?
Me: How do pears reproduce?
Pear: By seeds?
Me: Then you would not get it.
Pear: Try me.
Me: Well, it is a girl thing. If there are no girl pears then you probably would not get it.
Pear: Well, there are no girl pears but there is this female orange Tina, she has peaked my interest.
Me: That's good. Can I give you some advice?
Me: Don't do it.
Pear: Ok. Is this about C.?
Me: Yeah. She and I are having issues.
Pear: Like what?
Me: Well, she is thinking about her ex.
Pear: Well stupid, all you have to do is be you.
Pear: Hey, turn off all this sad music.
Pear: You two are good. You need to show her the Jess that she fell for.
Me: But her ex has history.
Pear: So do you.
Pear: Remember the water incident?
Me: What if I was a rebound?
Pear: Dude, many games are won by the team with the most rebounds.
Pear: Dude. If you don't go get her back, I will for you.
Me: No pear is going to do my fucking bidding for me.
Pear: SO, what's the hold up? Her ex, is a dick. You flirt a lot, but you are true blue.
Pear: Go, now.
Pear: Update me in the morning.
Me: Hey, 1 question.
Pear: What now?
Me: Well, as a knee jerk reaction I erased her phone number. Do you have it?
Pear: Fuck.... You are a gawd damn case.
Pear: The number is xxx-xxxx.
Pear: Don't mention it. Go get her. She is awaiting your call.
Me: How do you know?
Pear: All she did was talk to him, and have lunch with him today. He was in town for work. You have her heart.
Me:I doubt it.
Pear: Just call her. Ah hell, just go over there.
Pear: what are you still doing here?
Pear: Quit pouting. Go get your girl. I know you were hurt. She loves you. You feel like that too.
Pear: Go now.
All is well.