Sunday, January 02, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 4
Me: Are you mad at me?
Pear: Well, kinda. I saw you eating an apple earlier, I guess it kinda hurt my feelings.
Me: I was not eating it.
Pear: You had it in your hand.
Me: Nothing wrong with holding an apple.
Pear: I call it caressing. Maybe your effing waitress will bring you some apple pie.
Me: You are a bitter pear, aren't you? I thought you were just sandy but now I feel like you are bitter. Lets not talk about her.
Pear: Dooon't push me, cuuz I am close to the edge. I am trying not to loooooose my head.
Me: You need counseling.
Pear: Talk to the stem.