Thursday, January 06, 2005
Conversations with pears volume 5 (Political analysis)
I opened my desk drawer and there he sat, my one time nemesis, turned friend the Pear.
Pear: 'Lo dumbass.
Me: What's up?
Pear: Certainly not the temperature. Are you all curing meat in here or what?
Me: Naw, just the guy next door is big so he keeps it cold.
Pear: I feel ya dawg.
Me: Have you been listening to my cds?
Me: You know why I don't talk to you more?
Pear: Nope, and don't really give a damn.
Me: Because you are bitter and chalky.
Pear: Ya know what would sweeten me right up?
Pear: A diet Mountain Dew.
Pear: What are you waiting on? A Kerry win?
Pear: Well it aint happening, unless him and Edwards run a 3 legged race against the Parkview Elementary School 4th grade team. Now, where is my Mountain Dew? Chop chop, my thirst needs to be quenched.
Me: I didn't know pears were political.
Pear: There's a lot you don't know about me.