Sunday, January 09, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 6
Me: Hey, what are you doing here? I thought I left you at the office.
Pear: Yeah, well, I snuck in your briefcase.
Pear: I see she is still here.
Me: Yes, and she may be for a while.
Me: Hmm to you too.
Pear: Did you get laid last night or what?
Me: A gentleman never tells.
Pear: I don't like her.
Me: Too bad. I do.
Pear: OK, so I am a bit jealous.
Me: I will buy you a girlfriend tomorrow.
Pear: But she is prettier than a pear.
Me: Yes, I think so too.
Pear: Can I have her?
Pear: How about we duel over her?
Me: No, Zell.
Pear: My name is Tom, not Zell.
Me: Well, nice to meet you Tom.
Pear: Do you have a name or does dumbass work?
Me: My name is Jesse, a lot of people call me Jess.
Pear: I prefer Dumbass.
Pear: Put me away.
Ginger talks to pears too.... Here is her conversation (from comments)
Conversation with a pear who is mad at Jess:
Me: Why you gotta be like that to my homie, yo?
Me: You're just so SOUR all the damn time!
Me: I spent time with an apple today; maybe Jess would like one. What do you think about that?