Sunday, January 09, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 7
The rest of the story. Cynthia approved there for I will post.
Me: Why do you hate C.?
Pear: No hate, just a sadness.
Me: Sadness how?
Pear: I realize that you and her are great.
Me: So... What is the problem?
Pear: She told me that she likes you too.
Me: You mean I am not the only one that talks to you?
Pear: No. You are not. I talk to people all the time. To tell the truth I am trying to be adopted by another owner.
Me: Well , good luck.
Pear: All I ask for Jess, is a little respect.
Me: Truce then?
Pear: OK. Thanks for listening.
Me: Don't be sad.
Pear: Hold me.
Me: This shit is getting out of hand.
Me: Fine but only for a minute.
Pear: Psych. Got you sucker. Ha fucking ha. Boom you're my bitch now. YEEH.
Me: It's on. Prepare to meet your brother in pear Purgatory.