Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Conversations with pears volume 8
Me: Do you ever wish you were an apple?
Me: Come on you can fess up, they have so many more uses than pears do, the thought has to have crossed your mind.
Me: So, you are ignoring me eh?
Me: Ginger sent me an apple. I may start conversing with it.
Pear: Enough already, No. I do not want to be an apple, that is like me asking you if you want to be a chimpanzee. Pears are of a higher class than apples, notice our size and shape, we god's own favorite fruit.
Me: But didn't they eat an apple in the Garden of Eden?
Pear: Listen champ, I am going to take a nap. See ya around.