Monday, January 17, 2005
Conversations with thermometer
Me: Go up damn it. It is too cold.
Me: I know you got it in you, come on, man lets try for 30 degrees farenheit. I am cold.
Thermo: How about 28?
Me: Stubborn today eh?
Me: I will find a girl to talk dirty to you if that is what you are into.
Me: What does it take to get you to go up?
Thermo: Hey guy, where a jacket and quit your bitching. What do you expect? It is January we are at 5300 feet in elevation. You do not live in Hawaii. Get a clue, and quit talking to me I was just napping when your ignorant ass comes up and wants to chat it up with me. Damn, kids.