Friday, January 28, 2005
Scenes from the espresso stand volume 2
Ashley: Hi Jesse.
Me: Good Morning Ash.
Ashley: So, what will it be?
Me: A little thing I like to call bartender's choice.
Me: You pick me out something, and I will drink it.
Ashley: Ah. How about the Heath Bar?
Me: Bartender's choice.
Me: So, how has life been treating you?
Ashley: Busy. With work and school, it seems as though I hardly have any time for fun.
Me: Yes, I understand.
Ashley: So, how about you?
Ashley: I bet.
Me: So, how old are you?
Ashley: 20. How old are you?
Me: I am an old man. I will be 26 next month.
Ashley: that's not old.
Me: Maybe then you are just young. I dunno. So, what are you studying?
Me: Are you gonna be a lawyer?
Ashley: No. Why?
Me: I had an ex girlfriend that was a history major, now she is in law school.
Ashley: How many ex girlfriends do you have?
Me: A few.
Ashley: I see that.
Ashley: That is not bad, it is just a statement that you are a commitment phoebe.
Me: Now you are sounding like a psych major.
Ashley: Here is your Heath Bar Mocha. I gave you extra whipped cream.
Ashley: You are kinda sweet when you are not trying to be an asshole.
Me: Usually I do not have to try. It comes naturally. (My cell phone starts to ring) Well, Ash come back and see me.
Ashley: Bye Jesse. Give em hell.
Me: I always do. Gotta go. This call is important.
Ashley: Bye sweetie.