Monday, January 10, 2005
Scenes from the mall x 2
Clerk: What can I help you find?
Clerk: Well, if you don't talk to me how can I help you?
Clerk: You look lost.
Me: Oh, sorry, were you talking to me?
Clerk: Yes, I was.
Me: Oh. I was thinking about the theory of creationism, do you believe that someone can believe in evolution and still be a practicing christian?
Me: If the theory of creationism is true and the earth is only 6000 years old how did the dinosaur bones get here, What about the ancient pyramids?
Me: Think about it. It is simple really. Does creationism make sense to you? Do you think Dick Clark is 6000? He might be able to help.
Me: Time is short, I must go. I certainly hope you think about our discussion.
Clerk: Are you messing with me?
Me: Perhaps. (Then I walked away biting my lip to avoid laughing at the stunned look on her face.)