Sunday, January 16, 2005
Scenes from a New York City taxi cab
Cabby: Hey aren't you Doug Brien?*
Passenger: No. I am not.
Cabby: You kind of look like that little weasel.
Passenger: I am sure Mr. Brien dod not mean to miss those two field goals....
Cabby: Fuck man, he should have been wearing a gawdamn Steelers Uniform.
Cabby: What did you say your name was again?
Passenger: Uh Dave.....
Cabby: Where to again?
Passenger: Right here is fine.
Cabby: I thought we were going uptown?
Passenger: Yeah, I changed my mind.
Cabby: Listen, You no kicking jackass, I will take you home then teach you how to kick....
Cabby: Kicking you with my boot to your fucking ass Doug Brien.