Sunday, January 16, 2005
Scenes from a New York City taxi cab
Cabby: Hey aren't you Doug Brien?*

Passenger: No. I am not.

Cabby: You kind of look like that little weasel.

Passenger: I am sure Mr. Brien dod not mean to miss those two field goals....

Cabby: Fuck man, he should have been wearing a gawdamn Steelers Uniform.

Passenger: Yeah......

Cabby: What did you say your name was again?

Passenger: Uh Dave.....

Cabby: Where to again?

Passenger: Right here is fine.

Cabby: I thought we were going uptown?

Passenger: Yeah, I changed my mind.

Cabby: Listen, You no kicking jackass, I will take you home then teach you how to kick....

Passenger: Huh?

Cabby: Kicking you with my boot to your fucking ass Doug Brien.

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