Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Tales from the espresso stand volume 1.
Espresso Girl: Hi Jesse.
Me: Hi. Do I know you?
EG: Yeah, I am Ashley. We met at the carwash a few days ago.
Me: Ah yes. I remember now.
Ashley: So, how are you?
Me: Well. And you?
Ashley: I am good.
Me: Glad to hear that.
Ashley: Uh yeah, this is weird huh?
Me: Yeah. A little. Are you wearing pants?
Ashley: (Laughing) Yes, I am.
Me: Thats good.
Ashley: Remember that boyfriend I told you about?
Me: Right, a fellow asshole like myself.
Ashley: We broke up. You by the way are not an asshole. A prick. Maybe, but not an asshole.
Me: Damn, I can tell I have a fan club here.
Ashley: It was a joke, Jesse.
Me: Ah. I knew it.
Ashley: I have researched you, you seem to get fairly positive reviews.
Me: Yeah, you want to talk to some of my ex girlfriends? They will give you negative reviews. Besides I am not supposed to be speaking to you. C. will get mad.
Ken said it best in comments.
Getting car washed: $10
Getting coffee: $3
Making change for $1: $0
Acquiring a stalker: Priceless
Scenes from the espresso stand volume 2 is here.