Sunday, February 20, 2005
Conversations with On-Line Dating Jerks Part Two
Jerk: i bet you are wild inside, Penny
Bad Penny: bet? money?
Bad Penny: i dont bet. its part of my tame and non-wild nature
Jerk: may i ask a risque quetion? (sic)
Bad Penny: can you handle a sarcastic and caustic response?
Jerk: dont answer questions with questions..it shows weakness
Bad Penny: oh then let me rephrase so I do not appear weak: If you can handle a sarcastic and caustic answer... then you can ask the question
Jerk: i ony require an answer...direct and true (sic)
Bad Penny: I have to wonder what would make you think you could require anything at all? Do you suppose that I am so interested in what your question will be that I will promise to answer just to hear it?
Jerk: question and answer...no analysis needed
Bad Penny: shoot
Jerk: stop being afraid
Bad Penny: Was that a question?
Jerk: forget it....
Bad Penny: ok
Jerk: it was a sexy question
Bad Penny: Yes you've mentioned that bit.
Bad Penny: go
Jerk: thong or full...shaved or bush?
Bad Penny: is that really it?
Jerk: another question
Bad Penny: So soon?
Jerk: just answer if you can
Bad Penny: I'll do my best
Bad Penny: I thought you were asking another question...
Jerk: yahoo me
Bad Penny: yahoo you? Hip hip horay!
Jerk: just the original question
Bad Penny: Was that a question about what kind of underwear I have on right this very second or what kind do I usually wear?
Jerk: another question
Bad Penny: ok, I was justing getting used to the first one but go ahead ~
Jerk: list them
Bad Penny: them?
Jerk: ba anal ytical (sic i think but who knows?)
Bad Penny: Whoa. Maybe it's me but I have no earthy idea what that means.
Jerk: Thong sometimes?
Bad Penny: Underwear again... This I understand. Yes. Thong most times. That way my ass looks good.
Jerk: full sometimes?
Bad Penny: Occaisionally when its necessary. Will there be a grade at the end of this quiz?
Jerk: and then the rest of the question
Bad Penny: How I keep my pubic hair is really a personal issue and not really your business. Furthermore, its rather rude to ask a woman something like that. Not to mention the total lack of any chance you'd ever be able to verify the factual/truthfulness of my answer anyway.
Jerk: at leat you didnt ask a question (sic)
Bad Penny: Perhaps theres something redeeming to be said for me then
Jerk: i prefer shaveds
Bad Penny: I prefer gentlemen
This Has Been a True & Correct Re-Telling of an Actual Event ~ I'm Bad Penny