Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 12
Me: Nice day today eh?
Me: So, how is life?
Pear: It's OK.
Me: You know that pears are used in baby food a lot.
Pear: So, what are you getting at?
Pear: You are implying something. What is the story?
Me: No story.
Pear: Where is my Diet Dew, bitch?
Me: Uh..... I am not sure, but I think they have them at the gerber plant?
Pear: Funny big guy. You trying to threaten me?
Pear: I have some big friends. Look at Ruben Stoddard he is a pear.
Pear: Have you seen him?
Me: Yes, he was on American Idol.
Pear: He is a pear? Look at him. He is shaped like me? We are cousins.
Me: I always thought Clay Aiken was the fruit.