Wednesday, February 02, 2005
 
Conversations with Pears Volume 12
Me: Nice day today eh?

Pear: Yup.

Me: So, how is life?

Pear: It's OK.

Me: You know that pears are used in baby food a lot.

Pear:

Me:

Pear: So, what are you getting at?

Me: Nothing.....

Pear: You are implying something. What is the story?

Me: No story.

Pear: Where is my Diet Dew, bitch?

Me: Uh..... I am not sure, but I think they have them at the gerber plant?

Pear: Funny big guy. You trying to threaten me?

Me:

Pear: I have some big friends. Look at Ruben Stoddard he is a pear.

Me: Huh?

Pear: Have you seen him?

Me: Yes, he was on American Idol.

Pear: He is a pear? Look at him. He is shaped like me? We are cousins.

Me: I always thought Clay Aiken was the fruit.





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