Thursday, February 10, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 13
Pear: Nice to see you decided to come back.
Pear: Where in the Blue Hell were you?
Me: I have been traveling, I was in Denver for work.
Pear: What you think I have something against the Rocky Mountains?
Pear: You did not even ask, would it hurt to ask me to come along?
Me: Uh.... Sorry, dawg.
Pear: Well, are you here to stay for a while?
Me: No, I leave tomorrow.
Pear: Where now you wannabe fucking globe-trotter?
Pear: Can I come?
Me: Sure, why not?
Pear: Booyaa. Hell mo fuckin yes.... I am going on a trip.
Me: Cool, we'll leave tomorrow.
Pear: Aight then, I gotta get packed.
Me: Never pack until the day you leave.
Me: It is bad luck if you pack pre-emptively.
Pear: Ok, then I will pack in the morning.
Me: Cool, I am tired, I am going to bed.
Pear: Check you later big guy.