Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 14
Me: So, how was your Valentines Day?
Me: You mad at me or something?
Me: Talk to me man.
Pear: Sorry Dawg, was recovering from last night having a little nap.
Me: Ah. My sincere apologies, sorry to wake you. It is hard to tell if you are sleeping without eyes and all.
Pear: Yeah, I know. This aint my first rodeo.
Pear: That Tina the Orange, damn she rocked my world.
Pear: I wonder what our kids would look like?
Me: A little strange, but might be tasty.
Pear: I thought you and I were friends. What the fuck? You are talking about eating my offspring. Those are fighting words.
Me: How do you know you empregnated her?
Pear: Can we talk about something else, this is awkward.
Me: Yeah, how about tacos. I love tacos. I had them again today.
Pear: Dude you are obsessed with tacos or is it the taco server?
Pear: Your nonanswer answers my question.
Me: Your probably right.
Pear: C. is hot. I like her, she is sweet to me.
Me: You talk to C.?
Pear: Indeed. I talk to a lot of people