Saturday, February 12, 2005
You know you got it bad.......
Last night I went to a Phoenix strip club, with some customers and a friend of mine. I have spent numerous nights in my career in strip clubs, so this is not a new thing for me. I guess what was different was last night I compared all the women to C., and must say they paled in comparison to her.
Midnight cell phone conversation with C.
Me: (As I search for ringing phone through beer induced haze) Hey, sweetie.
C.: Hi. Whats up?
Me: Not sure. I just got back to my hotel room.
C.: You crack me up.
Me: I am lost. What is so funny?
C.: You. I can just see you in a strip club, must have been like a kid in a candy store.
Me: Naw, more like a guy in a strip club.
C.: Very funny.
Me: BTW, you are the most beautiful woman in the whole wide world. I can confidently say that, I saw a lot of naked ones tonight.... and you are more beautiful.
C.: Mi loco gringo.... (Laughing) You have had way too much to drink.
Me: Yes, but you are still the most beautiful woman in the world.
C.: Jess, you need some sleep, you are obviously dillusional.
Me: I will say the same thing dead sober, you are wonderful, beautiful, sexy, and the best girl in the whole wide world.
C.: Your kinda sweet when you been drinking. I will get some beer for my refridgerator.
C.: So, how much have you had to drink?
Me: I dunno, I lost count at six.
C.: You gonna be ok?
Me: Honey, I am going to be perfect, I just got to speak to the best girl in the world.
C.: Now, I am blushing.
Me: It is dark, nobody will know.
C.: Goodnight mi amor.
Me: Goodnight C. Hey, where in the hell is the light switch?
C. I dunno honey. Dream of me tonight, OK?
Me: Yes ma'am. I hope to find the light switch soon.