Monday, March 14, 2005
The baby polar bear joke - Groaner alert...
There's a baby polar bear and he's in the sea and he climbs out and runs across the ice up to his mom and he says "Mom, are you sure I'm a polar bear?" she says "Don't be silly, 'course you are. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear. Don't be daft, get back in the sea." So he does, but he's not content, so he jumps out and this time he runs up to his dad and he says "Dad, am I really a polar bear?" he says "What are you talking about? Of course you're a polar bear. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear. Why do you ask?" and the baby bear says "Because I'm freezing!"
OK, I like it because..... it's cute, there, I said it.