Saturday, March 19, 2005
Conversations with Pears Volume 15
Pear: So, where have you been?
Pear: OK, two can play this game. Turn the TV up, and look straight ahead, I don't even have time for these childish game.
Me: OK, whatever. (Mumbled) fucking sulky fruit.
Pear: I really am a fan of the Girls Gone Wild videos.
Me: Your birthday is coming.
Pear: Yup, I will be three months old soon. In human years that is like 65.
Me: Yeah, it is.
Pear: See if Jerry Springer is on.
Pear: Chop chop.