Saturday, March 19, 2005
 
Conversations with Pears Volume 15
Pear:

Me:

Pear:

Me:

Pear: So, where have you been?

Me: Busy.

Pear: OK, two can play this game. Turn the TV up, and look straight ahead, I don't even have time for these childish game.

Me: OK, whatever. (Mumbled) fucking sulky fruit.

Pear: I really am a fan of the Girls Gone Wild videos.

Me: Your birthday is coming.

Pear: Yup, I will be three months old soon. In human years that is like 65.

Me: Yeah, it is.

Pear: See if Jerry Springer is on.

Me:

Pear: Chop chop.

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