Sunday, March 13, 2005
I received this as a forward and enjoyed it, thought I would share it with all of you..
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the
> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
> country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
> but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
> their statistics shown in pie charts.
> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
> the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have
> to leave Southern California to do it.
> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
> country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
> running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a
> seat on the train.
> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
> the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
> while intoxicated.
> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
> but need the baseball scores.
> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
> there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
> oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
> leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also
> happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided,
> of course, that they are not Republicans.
> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
> grocery store.
> 12. None of these is read by the guy who is running the country into
> the ground