Friday, March 11, 2005
Overheard at Jackson trial
Michael Jackson: Do you think these pajama pants make me look fat?
Attorney: Michael shut up. Just shut the fuck up.
Michael Jackson: Does it show too much gay porn cock?
Michael Jackson: Maybe I can change my name from Michael Jackson to Matt Johnson and become a gay escort /whitehouse correspondent? It worked for James Guckert / Jeff Gannon.
Attorney: That is not the image that you want to portray to the jury there shrimp.
Michael Jackson: Thrilllllllllllllllllerrrrrrrrrr.
Attorney: Where the fuck is Cochran? I don't get paid near enough for this shit.
HT / Jeff G.