Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Scenes from a sandwich shop volume 1.
While waiting in line at a sandwich shop the name rhymes with Ryznos.
Girl Behind me: Hi Jess.
Me: How you doing girl?
Her: Good, how have you been?
Her: How come you did not call me Saturday? You promised you would Friday night.
Me: I was sleepy Saturday.
Her: Do you remember that I read your palm?
Me: Refresh my memory. (Offering her my palm)
Her: You have a short life line.
Me: Would it have been longer if I had called you?
Her: Do you even remember me?
Me: Well.... uh..... no.
Her: I am Jenny. Remember.
Me: Right, uh no...
Her: I put my number in your phone.
Me: Hmm... Let me check.
Her: You are a lost soul.
Me: Indeed. You hit the nail on the head.
Her: You have a sad look in your eyes today. Why?
Me: No reason.
Her: Are you coming over to Dennis' house tonight?
Me: Uh, yeah, how do you know Dennis?
Her: If you come your lifeline may be extended.
Me: Err ok....
Her: Do you remember anything from Friday night?
Me: Beyond 11:00 is hazy....
Her: You are handsome when you smile.
Me: Note to self: Smile for Jenny.
Her: You crack me up.
Me: Can I buy you lunch?
Her: Thought you'd never ask.