Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Conversations with Microsoft Excel Volume 2
Me: I guess we need to get along. Ya know call a truce.
Me: I have just used Word more and all ya know? Just a familiarity issue.
Excel: Well dumbass, how many Excel classes have you taken?
Me: Uh 2..... I think.
Excel: You got nothing from those classes?
Excel: What were you doing trying to meet girls or learn Excel? Come on dumbass.
Excel: You make me sick.
Me: Watch it, or I will control-alt-delete your ass.
Me: That's what I thought.
Me: Sorry, man. I think all this coverage of the pope and Terri Schiavo before that have me stressed. The news seems to be nonstop death lately. I am not downplaying the situations but damn, I just want something happy every once in a while. Hell I would settle for Britneyv/ Kevin gossip at this point.
Excel: Breathe. Just relax. Damn you need some Ridlin or something dude. You make me nervous always pacing and shit.