Thursday, May 19, 2005
Conversations With On-Line Dating Guys
Italian Guy :ciao
Italian Guy: how r u
Penny: a little sleepy... you?
Italian Guy: im fine
Italian Guy: i have to say youre a cutie [points for using the correct you're]
Penny: well, thank you
I have to say you're too young for me~
Penny: heres a question [He has non-smoker in his profile but a photo of himself with a nasty-ass cigar sticking out of his face] do cigars not count as smoking?
Italian Guy: i smoke like 5 a year
Italian Guy :in summer
Italian Guy: wow you r a hottie am i really to young
Penny: you are 10 years younger than me!
Italian Guy: is that a problem
Penny: depends on what you mean by problem
Italian Guy: the age factor
Penny: are you vacuous?
Penny: dont look it up
Italian Guy: whats that
Penny: empty headed
Italian Guy: im not
Italian Guy: why ?
Penny: well its hard not to classify people
Italian Guy: im not like that
Penny: I try not to be but its been difficult on here
Penny: its a weird way to meet people, you know?
Penny: so do you have an actual job or are you hoping? [he's coming to Los Angeles for an "acting" job]
Italian Guy: yes im a professional actor in Milano
Italian Guy: a long with being a lawyer [alright. Can I let him get away with this one? He didn't know what vacuous means...]
Penny: get out of town
Penny: you are not a lawyer... I am prepared with a quiz . say when you're ready
Italian Guy: go for it
Penny: I will not ask you the rule against perpetuities... cause Im nice. Whats Res Ipsa Loquitur mean?
Italian Guy: the same thing means
Italian Guy: loquitur means sepaking [points for googleing latin JK]
Penny: speaks ... res ipsa loquitur is a legal term of art!
Penny: alright that was hard, sorry
Italian Guy: hey ill be back shortly
Italian Guy: dont go away
He never came back.